The "Oops" virus is back!

May 16, 2099

Officials have been currently investigating the recent outbreak of the “Oops” virus. Apparently, there have been reports of several cases appearing in the Northern region of Sector 24 (formerly known as the San Francisco Bay Area). This virus has been spreading across the sectors quicker then when the first cases appeared in 2009. Authorities are unwilling to give any comments at this time because they do not want to create a massive panic among the public. However, the truth is that they do not know anything. Officials are still trying to find were the source of this new strand of the virus originated. In past cases, the “Oops” virus went dormant after individuals received several weeks of special treatment. With this new strand, officials are unsure whether previous treatments will be as successful as in the past. The only statements that have been released to the public is to protect yourself by trying to keep a distance from anyone infected with the “Oops” virus because no cure has been found. Symptoms of the virus are: lack of coordination and balance, bad judgment, difficultly following directions, and mispronouncing words or phrases. Symptoms can become even more severe if they are not treated right away.  To make matter worse, officials’ primary focus has been more on the approaching July 17^th event than any recent threats. The Time Fighters and other law officials have been unsuccessful in finding any leads since my last editorial. Spokespeople for both the AGN and Organization X have denied their involvement with the spread of the virus and the imminent July 17^th. I do not know about you, but I still suspect they are hiding something from the general public. Even Disney’s CEO, Walt 3KY, has been having recent negotiations with time travel companies as the Pacific Time Travel Inc., Time Tourist, and the most recent addition, Greenwich Time Travel Ltd. He wants to make sure that some portals are still open for transportation, even though the Time Fighters have suspended all time traveling portals until further notice. No matter what happens with the rapid spread of the “Oops” virus and July 17^th rapidly approaching, I just hope we do not have another Doomsday. I think I will probably renew my time traveling visa just in case.