May 5, 2099
Recently, one of our investigative reporters used his Press UTE (Universal Travel Express) visa to travel to meet with an inside source from AGN (The Anti-Global Network). The reporter and the name of the source will not be mentioned to protect their identities. The investigative reporter is able to confirm the conspiracy of the recent leaks of information regarding business transactions that have been hidden from the public. There are rumors being spread that Disney Co., the most advanced globopoly in the world, is secretly funding black market developments for time travel. Instead of preventing these transactions from continuing, AGN is using these recent developments to strengthen their anti-government resistance against globalization. There has been speculation that Disney’s CEO Walt 3KY's motive for funding black market developments is to continue to strengthen the company’s control over popular time travel vacation hot spots. Disney wants the public to know that even if the world were to have another epic disaster, as what happened in 2012, they would still prevail at rebuilding the happiest places in the universe. Hopefully, the Time Fighters will keep a close watch on what else is on Disney’s agenda.
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